No, despite what the picture may lead you to believe, sadly these two are not engaged. BUT, what's the next best thing to Elton John and Billy Joel actually getting married? The correct answer is the two having a love-child in the form of a concert. And guess who's going to make out with/attend said love-child. I'll give you a hint: her name starts with a "Brook" and ends with an "e". That's right! I am going to see the Piano Man AND the Rocket Man together. LIVE. I simply cannot wait. Here's a little taste of what I'm going to be stuffed off of come November 20th:
Feel free to be morbidly jealous.